The Wonderful and Amazing One Word Story

[=JHF= OBMer]

You the Man JT!!! 

Make it so Number One!!!

OB

[=JHF= HaveSocks]

I think a lock would be a good thing now.

[=JHF= OneEye]

(i think not ruining it by typing more than one word would be good thing!LOL) 

[TEX]

I think a lock would be a good thing now.

agreed. 

(i think not ruining it by typing more than one word would be good thing!LOL) 

Amen!   



TEX

[=JHF= OneEye]

story(is this actually even a story!? )

[=JHF= OBMer]

Once upon a time there was paprika.  Its mephitic stench made me want paprika.  Then I saw blue paprika on red paprika.  This paprika caramelizes into paprika flavored paprika.  When Physin says paprika, he pontificates as habenero peppers aren't the right choice for fudge sundaes; ever.  Conversely, paprika deteriorates when penguins regurgitate phish flavored paprika.  Eventually they start jumping around Wisconsin cheese; boiling; squawking about cheese!  But, that moldy cheese head told Bone!!! about paprika.  Stinking as he usually does, pickles hanging from stinky toes.  The toes have jam, and baked fish eyes from mars, sold by =JHF=.  Unfortunately was not fresh today.  But, tomorrow, bashing socks over the dessicated basher.  Its cackled skull smiled, but now the convoluted varmint scientifically shouted at the paprika.  Phishy wailed tremendously because he traduced 50 cal bullets in Ghoti’s caudal fin from horrible grammar that we let all of our eyes ignore. Blind bashing leads to empty promises that prolong agony. This oration is. Bad grammar again… I took my automobile to Brecourt Manor screaming at Havesocks because he bashed himself. Ghoti himself made Hitman fire his potato gun shot Ghoti into fish fry batter! Grumbling coherently on Friday, the soldier said “d’oh! This really tastes like chicken.” Physin is a french school girl! Maybe he should blast away at binlugie relentlessly...  Havesocks shouldn't blast away at fishy.  Hackers should be used to getting booted by lazy admins.  The best has yet snow?  BigDawg is the best at cooking and drooling at big parties ... SNOW!!!! PAPRIKA! Isn't dawgbiskits it's Canadian!  No-one knows why this THREAD is begining to stop.  Therefore, we need to keep on topic.  The topic is starting to mutate into something conspicuously resembling guacamole!  The ugliest screenshot ever take continues to amaze us with Paprika!!  Just STOP!  There isn't much hope for this awful story to make another bit snow man. THE END!!! Thank you! But! No! It's OVER! Just KIDDING!!!!

(What a wonderful story! Bringin' back old times!)
OB

[Hans Blix]

"Blind bashing leads to empty promises that prolong agony."

A million mokeys typing at a million typewriters comes to mind. OR, the best fortune cookie ever.

[=JHF= phyZilla]

uh, well, erm....PAPRIKA! 

[=JHF= OBMer]

BAM!!!

=JHF= Style
OB