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Author Topic: Air Speed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow  (Read 3982 times)
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« on: September 05, 2005, 02:23:09 PM »
Here is the answer to the great question from Monty Python and the Holy Grail Grin

http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/
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« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2005, 03:50:49 PM »
I am not entirely satisfied with his assertion that kinematic data is unavailable for African Hirundo species.  While Im quite agreeable that more data would be available for North American and European species... there has to be SOME data from Africa.    Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Tongue

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« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2005, 03:57:24 PM »
Now, now...I thought I had addressed this once on the old board. Lest you forget:

In regards to the air speed of an unlaiden swallow:

it all depends on the thickness and consistency of the barium bolus as it passes the epiglottis on into the esophagus. The more "unlaiden" the swallow, the chances are higher of the swallow passing between the vocal folds in to the trachea...which is BAD. This will cause  Undecided followed by Lips Sealed and finally Tongue .

Just don't be standing in front when the tongue comes out...spewing is likely.

For more info, please see:

http://pcs.mgh.harvard.edu/heal_lang_art7.htm

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« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2005, 04:00:40 PM »
Bolus remains one of my favorite words of all time.  No, I do not know why.

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« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2005, 04:39:06 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2005, 05:00:32 PM »
Quote from: =JHF= JimmyT (CDN)™ on September 05, 2005, 04:00:40 PM
Bolus remains one of my favorite words of all time.  No, I do not know why.
Well, then, you've missed your calling: you belong in health care. Always talking about a bolus of this, a bolus of that...the word is everywhere!
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« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2005, 05:26:49 PM »
SCRABLE...... BOLUS YA THATS IT

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« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2005, 05:44:52 PM »
Quote from: =JHF= HaveSocks on September 05, 2005, 02:23:09 PM
Here is the answer to the great question from Monty Python and the Holy Grail Grin

http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/

Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?   Wink
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« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2005, 05:50:32 PM »
Are we talking speed or velocity..... me and my vectors are confued  Tongue
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« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2005, 05:51:39 PM »
Quote from: =JHF= Hoffa on September 05, 2005, 05:50:32 PM
Are we talking speed or velocity..... me and my vectors are confued  Tongue

Yeah, it's got mine confued too Tongue Tongue
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« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2005, 05:57:53 PM »
Quote from: =JHF= Hoffa on September 05, 2005, 05:50:32 PM
Are we talking speed or velocity..... me and my vectors are confused  Tongue

While they indicated it was a velocity, the value given (11m/s or 24 miles/hr) was not in any specific direction.  You all know what that means!   Shocked

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« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2005, 05:58:35 PM »
I smell a scalar.
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« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2005, 06:10:52 PM »
Quote from: =JHF= Hoffa on September 05, 2005, 05:58:35 PM
I smell a scalar.

An African or European scalar?   Tongue
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« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2005, 07:06:38 PM »
I can chew gum and waik at the same time but thats it. is this post in french. Roll Eyes
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« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2005, 07:13:09 PM »
I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
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